[賽后帖]??湖人3人20+再勝火箭 老詹28+8+7 斯瑪特25+7 杜蘭特復(fù)出9失誤

雙方數(shù)據(jù)

湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯28分8板7助、斯瑪特25分2板7助5斷、肯納德23分6板2助3斷、八村塁13分5板2助、艾頓6分5板1助、海斯6分4板1助2帽、范德比爾特5板1助、拉拉維亞2板

火箭（0-2）：杜蘭特23分6板4助、申京20分11板5助4斷2帽、史密斯18分6板1助、阿門(mén)16分5板9助、伊森10分8板1助、奧科吉7分2板、卡佩拉2板、泰特1板、霍勒迪1板、謝潑德3助

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 2516 points an hour ago

How to beat the 25/26 Rockets: Double KD + Watch every other Rockets player piss & shit themselves whenever they get the ball = Win Basketball Game

獨(dú)行俠球迷：如何擊敗 25/26 賽季的火箭隊(duì)：包夾杜蘭特 + 看著其他火箭球員一拿到球就嚇得尿褲子拉稀 = 贏(yíng)下籃球比賽

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 880 points an hour ago

The Rockets offense is genuinely hilarious

獨(dú)行俠球迷：火箭的進(jìn)攻真是太搞笑了

[–][MIA] James PoseyBrochacho27 434 points an hour ago

I haven't watched a lot of rockets games, but tonight it looked like they've never played a game together before

熱火球迷：我沒(méi)怎么看過(guò)火箭的比賽，但今晚看起來(lái)他們就像是以前從來(lái)沒(méi)有在一起打過(guò)球一樣

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 296 points an hour ago

It's looked bad all year. They have no point guard, KD can't pass out of a double team, and all of his teammates are frauds. The playoffs just amplifies all of these problems.

獨(dú)行俠球迷：他們一整年看起來(lái)都很爛。他們沒(méi)有控球后衛(wèi)，杜蘭特在面對(duì)包夾時(shí)傳不出球，而且他的隊(duì)友全是水貨。季后賽只是把所有這些問(wèn)題都放大了。

[–]Lakersraymond_w 1913 points 1 hour ago

Seeing the difference between LeBron getting doubled and Durant being doubled is staggering.

湖人球迷：看著詹姆斯被包夾和杜蘭特被包夾之間的區(qū)別，真是令人震驚。

[–]boksinx 291 points 1 hour ago

Lol, Lebron still has the play-making skill and can body anyone if trapped. Meanwhile, Marcus Smart can bully KD’s slim frame single-handedly.

球迷：哈哈，詹姆斯依然擁有組織能力，并且在被包夾時(shí)能用身體強(qiáng)吃任何人。與此同時(shí)，斯瑪特一個(gè)人就能欺負(fù)杜蘭特那瘦弱的身板。

[–]LakersShimanu 706 points an hour ago

Funny how Lebron getting doubled is not something to worry about, sometimes even gets me excited especially with that Rui 3 earlier

湖人球迷：有趣的是，詹姆斯被包夾根本不需要擔(dān)心，有時(shí)候甚至?xí)屛遗d奮，特別是早些時(shí)候八村塁投進(jìn)的那個(gè)三分

[–]Lakers3s2ng 404 points an hour ago

Doubling LeBron is the last strategy you can implement against him. You just pray that the player who recieves the ball out of the double will miss the wide open shot.

湖人球迷：包夾詹姆斯是你用來(lái)對(duì)付他的最下策。你只能祈禱那個(gè)在包夾中接球的球員會(huì)投丟大空位投籃。

[–]simon2105 1478 points an hour ago

Bronny James continues to have a 100% win rate when he sees the floor in a playoff setting. Do what you want with that information

球迷：布朗尼?詹姆斯在季后賽出場(chǎng)時(shí)的勝率繼續(xù)保持在 100%。你們自己看著辦吧

[–]LakersDuskuser 466 points an hour ago

Unlike many stats posted on this sub, there's nothing misleading about this one.

湖人球迷：不像這個(gè)版塊里發(fā)的很多數(shù)據(jù)，這個(gè)數(shù)據(jù)一點(diǎn)都沒(méi)有誤導(dǎo)性。

[–]LakersGotTwisted 1796 points 1 hour ago

LeBron is 32-0 in playoff series when up 2 games

湖人球迷：當(dāng)在季后賽系列賽中領(lǐng)先2場(chǎng)時(shí)，詹姆斯的戰(zhàn)績(jī)是 32 勝 0 負(fù)

[–]RocketsAvengingHero2012 830 points 1 hour ago

I can’t believe that this Rockets team is going to give LeBron one of his vintage moments. Doing this at 41 is nuts, but goddamn what a disappointment the Rockets are.

火箭球迷：我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信這支火箭隊(duì)竟然要給詹姆斯送上一個(gè)屬于他的復(fù)古時(shí)刻。在 41 歲還能做到這個(gè)真是太瘋狂了，但該死的火箭隊(duì)太讓人失望了。

[–]RocketsxWaves_ 415 points an hour ago

Burn it to the ground…gonna get swept by 41 year old LeBron and the hospital Lakers. The guys look like they don’t even want to be there, haven't see a Rocket smile all season. Fire Udoka he has no offensive IQ and thinks yelling is the same as motivation

火箭球迷：全毀了…… 要被 41 歲的詹姆斯和傷病滿(mǎn)營(yíng)的湖人隊(duì)橫掃了。這些家伙看起來(lái)甚至都不想上場(chǎng)，整個(gè)賽季都沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)一個(gè)火箭球員笑過(guò)。解雇烏度卡吧，他沒(méi)有進(jìn)攻智商，還覺(jué)得大吼大叫就等于是在激勵(lì)球員

[–]Supersonicskoticgood 337 points an hour ago

KD back, AR/Luka still out, Kennard getting mvp chants??

超音速球迷：杜蘭特復(fù)出了，里夫斯 / 盧卡依然缺陣，肯納德獲得了 MVP 的歡呼??

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 1112 points an hour ago

I hate how much I love Marcus Smart.

凱爾特人球迷：我討厭自己如此熱愛(ài)馬庫(kù)斯?斯瑪特。

[–]LakersClothesKind7499 510 points an hour ago

Avery Bradley, Rondo now Smart you got any more of those so called washed guards

湖人球迷：艾弗里?布拉德利，隆多，現(xiàn)在是斯馬特，你們還有沒(méi)有那些所謂的過(guò)氣后衛(wèi)了

[–]DrGregoryCasa 294 points an hour ago

I'm making an early call about Derrick White

球迷：我提前預(yù)言德里克?懷特也會(huì)來(lái)

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 740 points an hour ago

DeAndre Ayton's box score stats this game are unremarkable but I just want to acknowledge that his defense has been huge in not allowing Sengun to get into rhythm this series so far. Also had a few timely rebounds

湖人球迷：德安德烈?艾頓這場(chǎng)比賽的基礎(chǔ)數(shù)據(jù)并不起眼，但我只想承認(rèn)他的防守作用巨大，在目前的系列賽中沒(méi)有讓申京找到節(jié)奏。而且他還搶到了幾個(gè)及時(shí)的籃板

[–]Thunderhomefree122 647 points an hour ago*

LeBron and Smart have a combined age of 73 and were the top two scorers of the game with a combined 53 points

雷霆球迷：詹姆斯和斯馬特加起來(lái) 73 歲了，他們是這場(chǎng)比賽得分最高的兩名球員，合砍了 53 分

[–]xXEliteEater500Xx 503 points 1 hour ago

Imagine telling Lakers fans that their playoffs Big 3 would consist of LeBron, Marcus Smart and Luka Nard.

球迷：想象一下告訴湖人球迷，他們的季后賽三巨頭將由詹姆斯、馬庫(kù)斯?斯馬特和盧卡?納德組成。

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 797 points an hour ago

I love you Lebron

猛龍球迷：我愛(ài)你詹姆斯

[–]HornetsContractXtension 399 points an hour ago

Flair makes no sense

黃蜂球迷：你的主隊(duì)標(biāo)簽毫無(wú)道理

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 1722 points 1 hour ago

Why can’t a son love his father

猛龍球迷：為什么兒子不能愛(ài)他的爸爸

[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 318 points an hour ago

Feeling nostalgic from the belt were getting in Ohio rn

猛龍球迷：正在懷念我們當(dāng)年在俄亥俄州挨的皮帶抽打

[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 429 points an hour ago

It is mindblowing how lost Getoffmydickerson is when he has to face a double team

湖人球迷：“別蹭我迪克森” 在面對(duì)包夾時(shí)表現(xiàn)得有多么迷失，真是令人震驚

[–]Lakersrangerbiscuit_08 629 points an hour ago

As a Lakers fan, the way I feel facing the Rockets in the clutch is the exact opposite of what I feel against the Nuggets. Just never felt worried these last two games

湖人球迷：作為一名湖人球迷，在關(guān)鍵時(shí)刻面對(duì)火箭時(shí)的感覺(jué)與面對(duì)掘金時(shí)的感覺(jué)截然相反。這兩場(chǎng)比賽我根本就沒(méi)擔(dān)心過(guò)

[–]WestAvailable_Story6774 295 points 1 hour ago

The fact that the Knicks, Nuggets, Spurs, and Celtics are all tied at 1-1 rn in their respective series and have all lost homecourt advantage, while the Lakers are up 2-0 rn in their series, despite not having Luka or Reaves, shows how insane Bron is, even at 41 years old man.

球迷：目前尼克斯、掘金、馬刺和凱爾特人在各自的系列賽中都打成了 1-1 平，并且都丟掉了主場(chǎng)優(yōu)勢(shì)，而湖人隊(duì)在沒(méi)有盧卡和里夫斯的情況下，目前在系列賽中 2-0 領(lǐng)先，這顯示了詹姆斯有多么瘋狂，即便他已經(jīng) 41 歲了老兄。

[–]MavericksDesertedProject[S] 322 points 1 hour ago

LUKA KENNARD

獨(dú)行俠球迷：盧卡?肯納德

[–]76ersDelicious-Physics218 328 points an hour ago

KD got another chance to drive his own bus and drove that shit right off a cliff lol

This rockets team spent all this time rebuilding and already needs to blow it up again

76 人球迷：杜蘭特又得到了一次自己開(kāi)大巴的機(jī)會(huì)，結(jié)果他把車(chē)直接開(kāi)下了懸崖，哈哈

這支火箭隊(duì)花了這么多時(shí)間重建，現(xiàn)在又要推倒重來(lái)了

[–]LakersPalifaith 353 points an hour ago*

This felt like watching the 2006 Cavs with LeBron and a bunch of role players winning that OT game against the Pistons in the ECF.

湖人球迷：這感覺(jué)就像是在看 2006 年的騎士隊(duì)，詹姆斯帶著一群角色球員在東部決賽的加時(shí)賽中擊敗了活塞。

來(lái)源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron